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Any ideas, don't hesitate to say
I once knew a man called Jim
I used to lob tomatoes at him
Usually tomatoes are soft and easy on the skin
But these ones weren't as they were still in the tin
There was this lump of turd on noahs ark
Noah found it, stretched it and threw it overboard
4000 years later, Columbus discovered it.
A man walked into a bar.....Ow (it's old but I had to add it,Classic)
What does a Newcastle supporter do after they have beaten Liverpool? Turn off the
Playstation!
On a Plane, an undercover policeman and his dog sniffer sit at the back and starts talking to the man next to him.Policeman
says that this dog can sense any crime, so he demonstrates.
Sniffer runs down the plane & finds a drug smuggler, dog runs back, policeman says, I will arrest him on landing. Sniffer runs
off & runs back. Policeman says that the dog found an alcohol smuggler, again he says I will arrest him on landing.
Sniffer runs off again, and a minute later he runs back weeping & barking.
The man next to the policeman asks whats wrong with the dog.
The policeman cries & panicks....... He's just found a bomb!!!!!
Jesus walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper three nails and says, put me up for the night.
Ex Prime Minister Tony Blair is stranded on a desert Island. He stumbles across a magic lamp & a genie pops out.
Genie says he has one wish.
Blair says "I need peace in the middle east"
Genie replies "It is war & cannot be fixed, it is impossible"
Blair says "Can you make my wife look nice"
Genie replies " Let's have another look at the middle east"
If we are all God's children. What is so special about Jesus.
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